Hate me.
quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

jlmmyneutron:

i have a love/hate relationship with boys. i love them. they hate me

vinebox:

when you say go deeper and he tell you he all the way in

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crenelate:

when you look into the mirror after a day at school

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kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

roddypipeher:

prettyectoplasm:

nonjutsu:

her dumbass missin out cause that spaghetti look bomb as fuck—its gon be cold by the time that nigga nut

^

LMFAOOO

roddypipeher:

prettyectoplasm:

nonjutsu:

her dumbass missin out cause that spaghetti look bomb as fuck—its gon be cold by the time that nigga nut

^

LMFAOOO

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck